I wish someone were here to see the awesome omelette I just made. This thing was amazing. It had like magical powers 'n shit. I flipped it like a pancake at first, as though I didn't care, but then after I saw how beautiful it became, I did care. I cared a lot. Anyway, that's not really what this post is about. This is more of an anti-technology post. What can I say, I'm kind of lonely, because of Facebook and shit. It's like I can talk to my friends whenever I want, but Facebook, telephones, and the like, are not substitutes for actually being there. Yes, I love Skype just as much as anyone else, but damn, sometimes you have to have human interaction too, and I'm finding that harder and harder to achieve. I suppose that's part of the reason that I'm running around trying to get girl's numbers and stuff. I'm fucking lonely. Lonely, and full of eggs. I know sex is not a cure for loneliness, but what is?! I imagine that it has something to do with being with the right people. Friends, family, and people that don't break into your apartment at 3 in the morning, grab you by the throat, and grind their pussy's all over you. As much as I love pussy, I think that someone reading this may be able to see how that could freak someone out. I just want a friend here in California. I didn't think that was a lot to ask for. :(