Tuesday, November 5, 2013

I hate children

This is one of those rare blog posts where I know what I'm going to write about before I write it. Kids are the single worst fucking things on the planet. Maybe if they weren't walking germs, I wouldn't mind as much, but these things carry diseases, and they are so god damned needy. Fuck. Here's the issue, I've been put into a situation where I'm a baby sitter for my girlfriend's sister's fuck trophy, and the thing is madly in love with me.

Now don't worry, I don't use this kind of language around the little crotch dropping, but I need an outlet to express how disgusting it is. The thing won't leave me alone! I can't possibly imagine a worse kind of torture to put someone through than to just be around this brat. I've often thought of killing it. Is it bad that I would be way more unhappy if one of the dogs got hit by a car than the child? I don't know, I just thought I'd rant a bit. Let me know what you guys think.

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