Thursday, November 21, 2013

Too many Ideas

Sometimes I feel as though my head is about to explode with ideas. Of course by "sometimes" I mean all the time. Like right now for instance. That's sort of the reason why I write on this blog, and no where else. If I have things that I want to publish, many times, they aren't allowed to be published in two places at once. That's why I sit here, and find my focus on this site. That's really what this blog is all about. That, and my hatred for children. Ha, just kidding. It's only some children I hate.

Anywho, I've been writing other things. Things that make sense. The idea behind this blog is actually not to gain an audience. The funny thing is, I think I've done just that. There are people that actually read this stuff! It's amazing to me that people actually read these kinds of things. It also hurts my head if I'm not doing anything at all. Been playing a decent amount of chess lately in order to keep my brain stable. The problem with that is, sometimes I can beat level 6 or 7 on the chess masters thing, and then other days I have a hard time beating level 3. I can't imagine what the average is. I wonder if level 7 is genius? I'm going to go ahead and look that up now. See you next time.

Tuesday, November 5, 2013

I hate children

This is one of those rare blog posts where I know what I'm going to write about before I write it. Kids are the single worst fucking things on the planet. Maybe if they weren't walking germs, I wouldn't mind as much, but these things carry diseases, and they are so god damned needy. Fuck. Here's the issue, I've been put into a situation where I'm a baby sitter for my girlfriend's sister's fuck trophy, and the thing is madly in love with me.

Now don't worry, I don't use this kind of language around the little crotch dropping, but I need an outlet to express how disgusting it is. The thing won't leave me alone! I can't possibly imagine a worse kind of torture to put someone through than to just be around this brat. I've often thought of killing it. Is it bad that I would be way more unhappy if one of the dogs got hit by a car than the child? I don't know, I just thought I'd rant a bit. Let me know what you guys think.