Fuck me man. Is it just me, or when you wake up, do all your muscles hurt as though you've fallen off of a bridge? Somebody else in this world has to have the same damn problem. Anybody? Fucking crickets man. Ok, so here's what I'm going to be doing today.
Signing up for school! Yay! I'm sure you guys can feel the sarcasm dripping down your balls. Look here, school is seriously the cause of all my problems. No, scratch that, it's people. Specific people. Women specifically are the cause of all my problems. I have seriously never had any problems with guys. I would love to be gay if it weren't for the fact that I'd feel shameful and gross after playing with some dudes penis. I couldn't bring myself to enjoy it, and isn't that what life is all about? Fucking enjoyment? I would think so. Plus, women are just all around more attractive. Even women that I've talked to think that other women are attractive. Men just aren't. Sorry guys. Fuck! It's the personality though. Women are born evil. Evil little sexy vixen sluts. I like it, but I wish they wouldn't steal my money.
It's kind of cool when they're on your side though. Like my current girl friend is evil, but like for me. It's pretty cool. I love her. :)
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